Cat Humor, Jokes and Laughs Page

Cat Humor, Jokes and Laughs Page
Bad Cat Humor:
Signs Your Cat is Fat
Thoughts on Cats
The CAT Users Manual
Does Your Cat Own You?

Haiku, How are you?

Cat Haiku

You must scratch me there!
Yes above my tail
Behold, elevator butt

More Fuzzy News

Gentleman Feline

Schrodinger's Cat

You do not want to be this cat!

Click Here
for an interactive explanation.

Pooh would not stand for such abuse!

Poopie photo adventure

Low rider Poopie-cat keeps one evil eye on his surroundings. His mistress shares his love for unkempt hair. Meow.

Cat Haiku

You must scratch me there!
Yes above my tail
Behold, elevator butt

See: Cat Haiku

Quantum Kittens

From Quantum Kittens to Flying Cats

Quantum information processing will require the reliable preparation of quantum states of matter. While these are easy to specify theoretically, experimental realization of such states has been difficult, especially the type of "flying" states that are expected to be useful for quantum communication purposes. By subtracting a single photon from a squeezed coherent optical pulse, Ourjoumtsev et al. (p. 83, published online 9 March; see the Perspective by Gisin) report on the production of small Schrödinger cat states, or Schrödinger kittens, and show that these kittens can be grown into cats through a suitable amplification and distillation process.

Poopie The Cat

This is Mr. Poopie, the formerly feral cat. Annie's friends seem to adore him!

Poopie's Friend Bert

Poopie's Mistress

Poopie The Cat is the King

Poopie, formerly feral, is Anne's Cat!

Poopie